Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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