We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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