Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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