You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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