cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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