your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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