Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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