I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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