Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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