"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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