Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
