This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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