How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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