But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sext me about skeletons
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Randomize
