It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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