you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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