Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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