hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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