If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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