Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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