Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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