You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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