She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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