I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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