i permit you to call me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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