So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish i was in the wii world.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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