I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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