Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
