Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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