i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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