that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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