no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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