I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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