Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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