ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
