Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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