I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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