I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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