can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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