i think i have herpe
just one?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
