the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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