We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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