So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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