But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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