your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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