don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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