im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Text me some of your sweat
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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