We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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