How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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