So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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