my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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