I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I lost the right to judge tonight
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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