North Korea, Best Korea!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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